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Why VOTE:
1. Make these cheaters - cheat in the elections again!
2. Because you became a millionaire in the last 4 years!
3. Because you like killing people!
4. Because we concentrated our war efforts on catching bin
Ladin!
5. Because you like the USA's trillion dollar
deficit!
6. Because the price of gas is at an ALL time high to pay for
Georges election funds.
7. Because you like seeing your friends
loose their jobs and homes!
8. Because we need to support Israel and
exterminate the Palestine people.
9. Because your mom and dad medication cost more now.
10. Because your in Military and you like your pay raises.
11. Because Bush prevented 9/11 and didn't
have clue that it was going to happen.
12. Because ALL these problems are Clinton's
fault .
13.
Because Mel Gibson is giving all the profits
back to religion for the movie Passion, just seeing if your
paying attention. Excuse me, is this not a multi-million
dollar sin in its self. :)
14. Because George loves me more than oil.
15. I like all the new dollar bills in my pocket. Lets print
more money that will fix it for now.
16. Because the Bush's have stopped terrorism
and fatherless children are delighted with
the USA.
17. Because the Bush family didn't sell
anthrax, chemicals, poisons directly to
Saddam.
19. Because George's IQ is extremely high.
20. GET REAL folks or should I say; Bring em on!
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by Charlie Fisher of Denver, CO
Good ol Colorado guy
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IN
MY COUNTRY
by Harry Katatsakis, Derek Rittenhouse, Chris Wight
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POLYGRAPH
by Rich Garella, Adam Feinstein of New York, NY
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WHAT
ARE WE TEACHING OUR CHILDREN?
by Fred Surr, Ted Page, Janet Tashjian of Needham,
MA
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IMAGINE
by Mark Vicente of Los Angeles, CA
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HUMAN
COST OF WAR
by Brian Wilkinson of White Plains, NY
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WAKE
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by Lisa M. Rowe of Hollywood, CA
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DESKTOP
by David Haynes of Dallas, TX
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ARMY
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by Penny Little, Nik Green, Michael Stinson, Julie
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BANKRUPT
by Adam Klugman, Dave Adams of West Linn, OR
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HOOD
ROBBIN'
by Nathania Vishnevsky of Foster City, CA
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LEAVE
NO BILLIONAIRE BEHIND
by Andrew Boyd of Brooklyn, NY
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BUSH'S
REPAIR SHOP
by Eric Martin of Silver Spring, MD
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GONE
IN 30 SECONDS
by Eric Blumrich of Montclair, NJ
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Finalists for "Funniest
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BUSH
SUCKS
by Scott Runcorn and Andrew Wallace with Peter Jacques,
Leigh Crow, Phil Dumesnil, and Asa Sanchez of San Francisco,
CA
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GREATEST
HITS
by Mandy Donovan, Rachel Houk Seeger, Mario Polastri,
Ron Hayden, Dave Porter, Jim Sullivan, and Chris Murphy
of Somerville, MA
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IF
PARENTS ACTED LIKE BUSH
by Christopher Fink of Sherman Oaks, CA
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IF
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WAS YOUR ROOMMATE 3
by Matt Kresling and Seth Toedter of Los Angeles, CA
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BROTHER,
CAN YOU SPARE A JOB?
by Tom Neely and Greg Saunders of Glendale, CA
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YEEHAW!
by Brent Knopf, Josh Kneedler, and Sarah Oleksyk of
Portland, OR
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WHAT
I BEEN UP TO. . .
by Mark Wolfe and Ty Pierce of Columbus, OH
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SCHOOL
YARD POLITICS
by David E. K. Abramson with Steven D'Arcangelo, Ken
Palmer, Kate Movius, Laura Cook, and Laura Wiltshire
of Los Angeles, CA
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Youth Ad:"
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BUSH
KNEW
by Sterling Rainbolt, Chad Redmon, Michael Kane, and
Aaron Raskin of Brooklyn, NY
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AL
KEYDA
by Joe Viertel, Trevor Murphy, and Alek Friedman with
Patrice Lucien Cochet, H. Scott Salinas, and Ann Sexton
of West Hollywood, CA
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POP
QUIZ
by Scott Stowell, Susan Barber, Cara Brower, Kate Kittredge
of Los Angeles, CA
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BRING
IT ON
by Jared Ewy, Angel Sexton, and Drew Adams of Englewood,
CO - GOOD ol Colorado guy!
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! WARNING ! ::.
These movies are real.
I have examined these movies
for authenticity with FBI
and other high resolution
software for adulterated
pixel flaws and cryptography.
BANNED
MOVIES
BEWARE!
Some
of the movies in this section
are banned from the public.
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